What I Learned at Gaming

A few things I learned at tonight's gaming session:

1) Using a flying turtle to drop military trained dogs on legions of Orcs, while funny, is probably rather impractical.
2) Can't kill a zombie? Drop it on the Orcs. That's a win-win!
3) On that note, don't build your house on a mound of dead elves.
4) Jamous is still Feral.
5) Steal the GM's list of how much XP was earned at the last session and you get 2,000 xp!
6) Killing or attempting to kill a monster in a way the GM never expected you to, priceless.